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Surabaya “combo” Language … :P

3 days a go my friends at my office have a new short movie, it called “Grammar” produced bt Gathotkaca Studio. The movie was so funny (if you are Surabaya people you will know what is funny)

Ok I’ll tell you why its so funny,when the movie start, u see that this movie have passed “Pringgondani” Movie Censored Institution. And this movie has declared “Must Seen” Movie Adult Category

The Director of this movie called “Si Ikin”

Oke lets go to the story of this movie:)

At first we 2 animals, that is a shark called “Suro” called his friends a crocodile called “Boyo”.They are animal icon of Surabaya city, the capitol of East java Province in Indonesia. The dialog in this movie has a “harsh” grammar like “Janc**k” means in english is F**K, and Suroboyo people called it “Misuh”.  Thats why rating for this movie is only for adult

Later i’ll give you the complete dialog of them using 3 language, Javanese, Indonesian, & English.

The Funny is when they are speaking with harsh grammar, there is score in up corner of their windows which will count if someone of them speak “C**K” or “Janc**k. Sometimes if it comeout so frequently ti will be combo score

Cause of that combo score, all my friends in my office when they have something not interested by them they always speak “combo” not C**k thats why i called “combo language” ..

Actually this harsh grammar “C**k” or “Janc**k” is not a pishing but its an original dialek of Surabaya people. But sometimes with high intonation s its gonna be a pishing.

Oke here is some screesnshot from the movie and th complete dialog of them.. enjoy it ..

(Phone bell ringing)…

Boyo : Halo Assalamu’alaikum
Halo Good Moring

Suro : Wa’alaikumsalam
Good mornig too

Boyo : Sopo iki C**K ?
Siapa ini C**K ?
Who is ti F**ck ? Note: should be “Who F**K is this?

Suro : Aku Yo, Suro
Ini saya, Suro
This is me Suro

Boyo : Janc**k!!.. Suro!!, sek urip ae tah awak’e peno
Janc**k (mengumpat) !!.. Suro!! masih hidup saja kamu ..
F*ck You!! Suro!! Why you are still live until now?

Suro : Ngene Yo, aku saiki lagi loro
Begini Yo, sekarang saya sedang sakit
I’m sorry, I’m Sick right now

Winginane pas aku dolen nglangi nduk kali brantas moro² dodoku iki loh rasane sesek banget, sakwise tak priksakno, jare dokter’e insangku iki kelebon lumpur
Kemarin waktu saya sedang berenang di Sungai Brantas tiba² dadaku ini terasa sesak, setelah aku periksa ke dokter, kata dokter insangku ini tersumbat lumpur
Yesterday, When I’m swimming at Brantas River, Suddenly .. I feel so hurt to breath , and then the doctor says that some mud pluging in my gills.

Boyo : Lha terus C**K?
Lalu C**K?
and than F*ck….

Suro : Yo jarene doktere sih aku kudu dioperasi, atek operasine iku butuh duit akeh pisan, lha tekan endi aku oleh duite ?
Kata dokternya sih, saya harus dioperasi, tapi operasinya butuh biaya besar, tapi darimana saya dapat uang untuk biaya operasi ?
The doctor says that i must have surgeon for my gills, but how can i get the money for the surgery, The surgery need a lot of money.

Boyo : Sek .. sek .. piro seh biayane ?
Sebentar … sebentar .. berapa sih biayanya?
wait a minute… how much the money that you need ?

Suro : Yo piro seh yoo ..?? .. paling yo sekitar …
ya tidak banyak sih .. mmm ..
just a few …mmm

Boyo : Wes gak usah isin², ngomong ae talah C**K …
Sudahlah, nggak usah malu², katakan saja berapa C**K …
Don’t be shame just tlle me F**K

Suro : Gak akeh² nemen se, cuman sekitar limang atus yuto lah …
ya..a.. sekitar Rp. 500 juta…
mmm… it is about five hundred million rupiah.
Aku dewe yo bingung katene nggolek silihan nang ndi maneh, awak’e peno onok tah limang atus yuto.
Kalo aku sendiri bingung mau cari pinjaman dimana, apa kamu punya uang Rp. 500 juta ?
I’m confuse, i don;t know where to borrow the money, do you have the money ? I Want to borrow your money

Boyo : ealah… mek limang atus yuto tah ..?? kecil C****K !!!
Oh .. cuma Rp 500 juta ..?? itu Kecil C***K !!!
Oo i see, just five hundred million rupiah? Its so easy F***K!!!

Suro : Temenan tah Yo ..??
Ah yang bener yo ..?!
Really ..??!

Boyo : Koen iku dikandani gak percoyo C****K!!!
Kamu itu diberitahu tidak percaya C**K!!
Why you don’t believe me F**ck!!

Wes ! rekeningmu piro nomere, mene tak transfere C**K!!
Sudahlah ! berapa nomer rekeningmu, bira besok saya transfer C**k!
Oke… just tell me what is your bank account dumber, i will transfer it F**ck!

Suro : Ojo guyon tah Yo … ! serius po’o !!
Jangan bercanda Yo!! Ini serius !!
Don’t be kidding me !!! this is serious problem ..

Boyo : Koen kiro aku guyon tah JANC**K!!
Kamu kira aku becanda JANC**K!!
do you thing this is a joke, F*cK, D*mn A*s!!

Suro : iyo yo yo percoyo wes.. iki lo nomere’e, cateten yo ..??
ya sudah.. aku percaya sama kamu , ini nomer rekeningnya, kamu catat ya ..??
Oke .. calm down .. i believe you, this is my bank account number, write it ..

Boyo : iyoo .. wes .. mari tak catet C**K !! Mene langsung ae jupuk’en nduk bank ..
iya .. sudah aku catat C**K !!,besok kamu bisa ambil di Bank
Oke … I Have wrote it F*ck !!, Tomorrow you can pick the money from the bank

Suro : Yo wes lek ngunu .. tapi aku gak janji isok mbalekno cepet loh ..
Ya sudah … tapi aku nggak janji bisa ngembalikan uangmu dengan cepat loh ..
oke, .. but i can’t promise to return the money soon

Boyo : Raimu C**K!!Ngunu ae kok di pikir seh … koen iku wes tak anggep sedulur dewe, pek pek’en loh gak popo C**K!! Tapi kapan – kapan yo dulino C**K!!
Muke gile .. C**K!! Soal itu tidak usah kamu pikirkan, kamu itu sduah tak anggap sodaraku sendiri, tidak usah kamu kembalikan loh gak papa, C**K!! Tapi kapan-kapan kamu main ke rumahku yah C**K!!
Crazyface D*mn A*s!! don’t worry about it, i assume you like my family, thats oke if you can;t return the money .. never mine F**ck! but if you have a time, please come to my home F**ck!!

Suro : yo yo yo .. yo wes sepurane, Assalamu’alaikum ..
iya .. sudah ya .. maaf merepotkanmu .. Assalamu’alaikum
oke .. sorry i disturbed you .. see you .. bye bye ..

Boyo : Yo wes .. tak enteni C**K!!.. Waalaikumsalam ..
Ya sudah, aku tunggu C**K!! .. waalaikumsalam..
Oke .. I’m Waiting .. bye ..

And at end of movie there is a note from director.

“Meskipun “grammar” dan nada bicaranya agak keras, tapi survey membuktikan Sembilan dari sepuluh orang Surabaya berhati mulia” … Insya ALLAH ..

Sumber : Harian Kempas, edisi 10 April 2007

Even they have a harsh “grammar”, but actually Surabaya people is soo kind .. … May be ..

Don’t Look Surabaya just from the grammar ..
Jangan melihat orang surabaya hanya dari tata bahasanya saja ..

Hehehe .. what do you think ..

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